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    November 12

    醉了

        昨天是光棍节,大家以这个为借口,说是要出去一起吃个饭。我说那也行,于是一行人就来到了饭店。我说明天还要上课,建议少喝一点。于是来了一瓶白的,6个啤的。于是大家吃的挺高兴的,吃完了以后大家都觉得没有尽兴。于是又要去其他地方喝,于是我本来想回来和大家QQ的,屁股还没有坐热,就又被叫出去了。
        好吗!这回来到了一家烧烤店,一盘花生米,40个串。再来2个白的,16个啤的。不够再喝。看来大家都有不醉不归的决心呀。结果可想而知!
        在酒桌上我听说这么一个笑话:说是有一对情侣出去旅游,来到一个地方。怎么走,怎么都走不出去。迷路了!走了好久,那男的累了,于是就躺下睡了。
        睡了也不知道有多久,朦胧中看见他马子对着他在笑。他马子说:我这里有个好消息和一个坏消息,你要先听哪个?坏消息就是我们迷路了,这里什么都没有,我们只能靠吃牛屎活下去了!好消息就是这里的牛屎有的是!
        再给大家讲个笑话吧。这个笑话是经济学院的同学给我讲的。说是中国是最不怕恐怖袭击的国家。听说上次拉登派了5个人来中国进行恐怖袭击。他们每个人都带了一包炸药。一个人上了天桥,结果迷失在上面下不来了;一个去炸公交车,结果挤了半个小时就是没有挤上去;一个去了学校,由于没有饭卡饿晕在食堂;一个去了酒店,结果被揍了出来“小样,先把胡子剃了再装B”;最后一个去炸了煤矿,随着一声巨响,几百人到在血泊中,那人高兴的回去了。每天在家里看报子,结果几个月过去了也没有消息,就被拉登给毙了。说是谎报,那人在死前大喊:煤矿出事了,为什么不报,为什么不报!

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    李默默wrote:
    嗬嗬 我也觉得应该合理安排好膳食。。!!!
    我准备先瘦肚子,再瘦手:D
    Nov. 15
    菠菜多wrote:
    这个东西不能急
    先要安排好膳食,然后安排好每天的锻炼时间
    我打算先把腹部的肌肉练起来,然后是胸肌,再就是肱二头肌。。。。。。
    现在还在计划阶段
    Nov. 15
    耗子窝wrote:
    反正他们那里离韩国近,变妖男是迟早的事
    Nov. 14
    菠菜多wrote:
    谢谢干妈妈的关心
    呵呵,好久都没有喝酒了,这次喝了要缓好多天
    Nov. 13
    Hgwrote:
    牛屎好吃不嘛
    Nov. 13
    mamawrote:
        要开开心心过好每一天!多保重哦!     ——zhang_mama   
    Nov. 12
    木木羊wrote:
    喝了很多啊?变妖男没?
    Nov. 12

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